Every Day I Read Words

phantomxblood:

[ID: the opening heart locket GIF. on the left side is the man from the DJ crazytimes song based off “every european dance song from the 1990’s” over the lesbian flag. on the right is the lyric that reads, “women are my favourite guy”. end ID]

chewedcorn:
“My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.
” — chewedcorn:
My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

aliaoftheknives:

truly like nothing happens. for six episodes. but it’s fine

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

unlike most people I don’t give into mindless consumerism [sees cute stuffed animal advertised online] Ooooh i’d like to have it with me every second of the day.

laszloapologist:

we need an episode where laszlo drinks the blood of someone on adderall and spends the whole episode Normal

lakemojave:

My mother is gonna fucking sell me to DJ Crazy Times

comintoyoulive:

nonbinarhys:
i was talking to my coworker and mentioned my gf offhand and he looks at me and goes “oh well that makes sense” and when i was like whatchu mean, he said “i hope this doesnt come out the wrong way but people of your nature tend to speak about different things than straight ppl”
“???wait what do i talk about?”
“you know. smart things.”
“…are you saying straight people are stupider?”
“honestly? yeah”
and when i tell u i fucking screamed

anthonycrowley:

like it’s complicated. it’s layered. it’s bad. it’s good. it’s gay. it’s homophobic. it’s unnecessary. it’s all i’ve ever needed. it’s the world’s first vibes based tv season. i don’t want it. it was made for me specifically.

Saint Bernard - Chapter 1 - junee_bee - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

junee-bee:

hey i spent probably 16-18 hours over the past three weeks writing a monster of a fic feat. raphael!crowley. i’m super happy with the end result and i want to tweet this to michael sheen just because.
 summary: Crowley the demon isn’t exactly what you’d call an open book. There are parts of him that he is ashamed of, and things in his history that he wants to keep buried. He doesn’t talk about them, and Aziraphale doesn’t ask, not even after they’re officially a couple. So it has been for the past 6,000 years. But Crowley can’t keep secrets from his angel forever–sooner or later, he’ll make a mistake and be forced to do something far scarier than spending an eternity in Hell: talk about his past.
 word count: 11,248
 rating: T+
 (shoutouts to @retrouvel for the headcanons about raphael!crowley and burning tears; @michaelsheensaidgayrights for being such an awesome editor; and @crowleyfucks for being so enthusiastic and supportive!!)

failchild:

life, it never die
women are my favorite guy
sex, i’m wanting more
tell the world, stop the war

clankclunk:

There were angels dining at the Ritz
And a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square…